
I’m seriously wondering where his penis went. Like, why is it so flat?
WHY ISN’T SHE CUPPING HIS BALLS.
WHY
(Source: lightyearlover)
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again

“hahahahahaha look at how short i am”
he’s so short its fucking gross
(Source: liammhemsworth)






